Space Detective can't wait for the next period of art class where Mr Jenkins is going to teach the students the exciting role that genitalia can play in your drawings.
Just the very idea of a "Monster" which is somehow attracted to "Cookies" is simply so dumb I want to slap Sushi Racer in the face for even thinking of a concept so implausible.
The animated version of Marley and Me by ThursdayBySix was deemed a terrible disaster and children all over the country are now scarred for life.
This week's final contribution comes from tooms, who conveyed an incredibly life-like recreation of my local bar around Happy Hour.
Hideous! Revolting! Vomit-inducing! These are just some of the cruel nicknames I had to put up with at school, but creating this article has made me forget about my unfortunate childhood. Thanks as always to my loyal army of robotic drones, our forum goons. I'm going to give you the biggest high-five of your life the next time we catch up together. If you enjoyed reading this article, stop by next Tuesday for another memorable moment in the 'Mine. If you didn't enjoy it, tonight you will die one hundred dishonorable deaths.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
FULLY SPOTTED DOG - My attempts to remove the spots from a Dalmatian completely backfired, and now I have a useless dog that is all spots and nothing else.
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