With an opening weekend box office total that would make a Zimbabwean say "Damn, that's a big figure", The Dark Knight is the biggest hit movie about a billionaire playboy using his gadgets to fight crime for almost 8 weeks. I have assessed the situation and decided to capitalize on the success of the latest Batman movie with a Caped Crusader-themed Goldmine. This means that when Oliver Stone's W. becomes a huge success this article will probably feature a bunch of Photoshops featuring George Bush as a monkey so you may want to skip reading that week. Anyway, Batman is the theme right now, with the artists looking to draw pictures of the superhero who famously took on the powers of a flying mammal when he stepped into a time machine holding a bat. Enjoy the following images that the dark, brooding loners known as the forum goons have come up with.
Fragmaster is a familiar face to long-time Goldmine readers, which is why I have to pretend I care about him by making his entry the first.
A HUGE FUCKIN BLUNT illustrates the emotional few seconds before Batman finally got revenge on the balloon which killed his parents.
Bird Nerd just slipped into his superhero alter-ego Bat Geek with this wonderful drawing suitable for children of all ages.
I believe that Cooky Puss comes from a family with a proud tradition of looking after bats, so they will clearly be disappointed by this terrible contribution. But at least it still looks better than DC Vs Mortal Kombat.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.