Some entities in this world are hideously disgusting, but have an unmistakable charm about them which you just can't resist. Like a British woman who can cook. This week's Goldmine celebrates inner beauty as we admire some drawings which look past unappealing physical appearance to realize that underneath, we're all equally shallow and racist. Take a look at the following beasts, courtesy of some similarly disgusting monsters, the SA forum goons.
Internet Janitor was the brainbox behind this week's idea, so show your appreciation for his three contributions by giving your monitor a pair of thumbs-up.
Feast all of your eyes on this effort from AlanNegative!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.