And now for the conclusion of last week's Comedy Goldmine. We'll pick up where we left off, taking in the craziest and most disturbing "serious, frightening" issues the guys and girls over at the forums had to offer.

Mama mia, AlbinoHagfish! Amore this ain't. (her friend drew this)

Can't blame Captain Planet's affinity for blue states, can we, Poo Poo Ta Nah Nah?

Thank you, Aristophanes Jones, but our princess is in another aisle.

MonkeyforaHead2 puts some perspective into "I wanna be a fireman when I grow up!!"

Gux may have a sick mind, but he sure can draw.

cerberous and the Columbia Space Shuttle come out of nowhere with this one.

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