Once again, the SA Forum Goons bring you a Goldmine theme that's been ripped from the headlines! By which, in this case, I mean "clipped from the photo underneath the headline and largely removed from its original context"! This guy already hates the Photoshop variations on this image that he's seen Israeli meme artists produce, but our U.S. readers probably haven't seen enough of them to start hating them yet. Now's your chance!
Here is the starter image that Venusian Weasel provided, as also seen in at least two of the links from the intro!
Bear Retrieval Unit
"This guy. This fuckin' guy. Nobody touches him or they gonna deal with me, capisce?"
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.