Once again, the SA Forum Goons bring you a Goldmine theme that's been ripped from the headlines! By which, in this case, I mean "clipped from the photo underneath the headline and largely removed from its original context"! This guy already hates the Photoshop variations on this image that he's seen Israeli meme artists produce, but our U.S. readers probably haven't seen enough of them to start hating them yet. Now's your chance!
Here is the starter image that Venusian Weasel provided, as also seen in at least two of the links from the intro!
Bear Retrieval Unit
"This guy. This fuckin' guy. Nobody touches him or they gonna deal with me, capisce?"
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.