This first page is dedicated to a quick round of poor Hollywood casting. As if that ever happens.
golgo13sf has a bright idea, though not bright enough to light the cave he is soon to be trapped in.
SirRobin sure is a great guy with some interesting ideas. I just wish his imagination were better suited to escaping wells, since he's destined to fall in one.
It broke my heart when I heard Pavil was going to slip on a banana peel and fall into a pit of rusty rakes.
Tr4nceMa5ter is a fighter, but so is malaria and its headed his way.
Vogon Poet has a lot of potential, but not the kind of potential that saves you from paralysis when you fall of a large ladder while attempting to get a Frisbee off of a roof.
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Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
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