This contribution from Lightkirtar and taxanomalie is a great combination, like George Bush and bananas, for you see, President George W. Bush, of the United States of America, is a monkey.
This contribution from A.B.C.D. and Wideshanks is a great combination, like watermelon and cruel racial stereotypes.
This contribution from Lightkirtar and Von_Skeezily is a great combination, like a PS3 and an exclusive title you have no interest in buying.
This contribution from Von_Skeezily and Wideshanks is a great combination, like an American sitcom and someone getting hit in the groin or falling down.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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