A few weeks ago, the Spore Creature Creator was unleashed on the internet, and since that time an incredible number of creations have appeared online. Some of them aren't even penis monsters! Here's another look at some more of the interesting and unusual species made by our wonderful forum goons.

With just a few short months until Thanksgiving, asym wants to talk turkey with you.


Authorman and I love to poke fun at the guys everyone else always forgets when making fun of religion; the Jews.


Barg believes that Christmas can be enjoyed all year round, like the crazy manchild who appears in the paper every year with his festive lights on in August.


CJ made a duck in a hat and there is nothing I don't love about that.


FirstPersonShitter created thi...MOM???!!!


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