This contribution from gbut and A.B.C.D. is a great combination, like Arnold Schwarzenegger and poor political decisions.
This contribution from Dickwit and Demon Allie is a great combination, like celebrities and restraining orders.
This contribution from Wideshanks and concerned mom is a great combination, like video game FAQ writers and virginity.
This contribution from Lightkirtar and Wormophile is a great combination, like alcohol and even more alcohol.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.