Me in a spacesuit just prior to a pressure chamber run to 100,000 feet during flight surgeon training in Pennsacola. Mostly for fun.
A little unsought anthropology here: these pygmies known locally as "negritos" were the original population of the Philippines (and most of everything south of China and North of the Indian Ocean). There are still a reasonable number of them left up in the mountains of the Philippines and they are the most delightful and fierce people you can imagine. They have largely been displaced by people of Maylay origin. The Navy hires them for things like security and jungle survival instructors, they are awesomely good at both.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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