The SA Forums threw their early support behind Democratic contender Bernie Sanders, but given the increasing likelihood of Republican frontrunner Donald Trump becoming America's absolute ruler for life, the Goons regrouped to conjure scenes from this country's seemingly inevitable future!
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This Week on Something Awful...
Our New Drone is Our Least Menacing Yet
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
The Totally Sane, Healthy World of IMDB User Lists
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
Remorseful Hitman Kid: The Final Chapter!
Please buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images. I have a family
How to Talk to Your Teenage Son or Daughter!
So what do you cool bros think about Mike's hard lemonade? *dab*
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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