Many people remember seeing Bill Clinton play the saxophone on TV, and some big-spending fundraising-circuit types (or intro-writers who casually searched for "politicians and music") might be aware of Janet Reno and Condoleezza Rice's respective interactions with Aretha Franklin songs, but very few of America's elected officials have graduated from "PR-friendly public performance" to "recorded material that people can buy." However, Secretary of State John Kerry's group The Electras and former U.S. Rep John Hall's band Orleans both put out real albums, with cover art and everything:
That last one is hot stuff and might seem hard to top, but the SA Goons proved equal to the task!
The Walking Dad
LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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