God Said Man Said, submitted by Terensque. I've never been big on religion. The only part of the bible I like is where it says you'll be given a reward based on your actions when you die, since that means life is really a lot like a video game. Anyway, this site offers "scientific" proof that everything written in the bible is correct. Please note that I have put quotation marks around "scientific", much like the ones I would use when mentioning my "sex life".
The writer also asked if the billions of years attributed to the age of the universe is the work of the devil and the answer is yes.
God made the first man -- Adam -- from the dust of the earth. The name Adam actually means "red dirt" or "ruddy." It does Biblically appear that the hue of the first man was more that of the red man than any other. And as science is even now discovering, man was made out of clay.
I obviously can't argue with hard scientific evidence like that, but I am happy to announce that my universal human language is almost completed and by all early indications it should be completely indecipherable to our lord and creator, that prick God. Yay!
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.