College. A time in one's life to sit around, play lots of football on your console of choice, eat raman every day, and sleep in causing you to miss that 8:30 algebra class. Why the hell do they have classes that early anyhow? I mean, come on. Dude.

To put the college perspective into a more realistic tone, the goons have worked up some pretty "real" college textbooks. See if you can find any of your old books in here.

Thanks to forum Goon Myrddin Emrys for starting this week's Goldmine thread.







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