genesplicer should be charged with manslaughter of the English language by introducing the word hobobot to the world's vocabulary.

Production on the first metalbot is expected to begin soon, so get ready to own your own iSlash.

I think I can see rust coming from this pornbot.

"Sometimes a gearstick is just a gearstick", declared Freudbot.

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