Thallium will fight until his dying day for robotic tits to be recognized as art.
The final two contributions come from Virion. One is a fascist female robot, the other is a cheap build-it-yourself robot. Guess which is which and win absolutely nothing.
Error. Error. Comedy overload. Your browser cannot compute so much hilarity. Please do not worry, that was just me playing around, your internet connection is working perfectly aside from all of the spyware you download every time you visit these disgusting sites you seem to like so much. Yes, THOSE sites. But unfortunately this week's Goldmine is finished. I just sacrificed a live pig as a gesture of thanks to all of the forum goons who contributed and helped with the creation of this article. There is fresh pork being sent to all of you. Will next Tuesday's Comedy Goldmine be here in a week's time, or will I be hit by a bus within the next few days? The only way to find out is to keep visiting Something Awful, and offering up the souls of farm animals to the Gods while praying keep me safe.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.