CannedMacabre also threw his (proverbial) hat into the (proverbial) ring with a whole bunch of contributions, starting with the bah humbot.
As Calvinbot and Hobbesbot mutilate your body in a manner most violent, the last thing you see will be the red glare of their cold, dead eyes.
I proudly present to you Picassobot, complete with robotic breasts.
Banjobot looks to have integrated system resources with a couple of its own production units, if you catch my drift.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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