CannedMacabre also threw his (proverbial) hat into the (proverbial) ring with a whole bunch of contributions, starting with the bah humbot.

As Calvinbot and Hobbesbot mutilate your body in a manner most violent, the last thing you see will be the red glare of their cold, dead eyes.

I proudly present to you Picassobot, complete with robotic breasts.

Banjobot looks to have integrated system resources with a couple of its own production units, if you catch my drift.

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