CannedMacabre also threw his (proverbial) hat into the (proverbial) ring with a whole bunch of contributions, starting with the bah humbot.
As Calvinbot and Hobbesbot mutilate your body in a manner most violent, the last thing you see will be the red glare of their cold, dead eyes.
I proudly present to you Picassobot, complete with robotic breasts.
Banjobot looks to have integrated system resources with a couple of its own production units, if you catch my drift.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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