CannedMacabre also threw his (proverbial) hat into the (proverbial) ring with a whole bunch of contributions, starting with the bah humbot.
As Calvinbot and Hobbesbot mutilate your body in a manner most violent, the last thing you see will be the red glare of their cold, dead eyes.
I proudly present to you Picassobot, complete with robotic breasts.
Banjobot looks to have integrated system resources with a couple of its own production units, if you catch my drift.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
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