FlyinPingu

I tried to draw a pretty lady but then the darkness ate her eyes.

Suntory BOSS

ugh again. Tried to draw a sexy lady but gave up when this stupid thing kept adding tentacles, horns and alien eyes peering from the depths of an uholy soul of blackness and pain.

Jack Napier

This program brings out the Zalgo in all of us.

FlyinPingu

Biplane

Someone will end up accidentally drawing a perfect rendition of the true face of Azathoth or something with this site and end up dooming us all.

Bhm

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