I tried to draw a pretty lady but then the darkness ate her eyes.
ugh again. Tried to draw a sexy lady but gave up when this stupid thing kept adding tentacles, horns and alien eyes peering from the depths of an uholy soul of blackness and pain.
This program brings out the Zalgo in all of us.
Someone will end up accidentally drawing a perfect rendition of the true face of Azathoth or something with this site and end up dooming us all.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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