I try not to start malicious rumors but I've heard that unorigino couldn't blow out all the candles on his 6th birthday cake.

Something about this image from Von_Skeezily rings a bell but I can't think what it is!

If only Wash your hands man practiced what he preached this image wouldn't smell so foul.

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