I try not to start malicious rumors but I've heard that unorigino couldn't blow out all the candles on his 6th birthday cake.


Something about this image from Von_Skeezily rings a bell but I can't think what it is!


If only Wash your hands man practiced what he preached this image wouldn't smell so foul.


When yeahright! saw Tom from MySpace in town one day, he grabbed the social networking entrepreneur by the throat and told him that if he EVER told anyone that they were friends, there would be hell to pay.


More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Freakypizza: The Sweater Curse

    Freakypizza: The Sweater Curse

    Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.

  • Spout.ly Drinking Fountain Enthusiast Lingo

    Spout.ly Drinking Fountain Enthusiast Lingo

    Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.