When I was told who drew this image, I proclaimed "I can't believe it's Not Zilon" then chuckled quietly to myself for around an hour.
Pararoid doesn't do things by halves. When I asked him for the following image, he pulled up to my house in a monster truck and fired it at me with a cannon, before shouting "I've got your Goldmine right here!" and driving away to the sounds of loud rock music.
Poopy McTurds HATES MONDAYS AND LOVES LASAGNE!!!!!!!!!
Don't let your young children or pets see this filth from Reaperfox!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.