When I was told who drew this image, I proclaimed "I can't believe it's Not Zilon" then chuckled quietly to myself for around an hour.

Pararoid doesn't do things by halves. When I asked him for the following image, he pulled up to my house in a monster truck and fired it at me with a cannon, before shouting "I've got your Goldmine right here!" and driving away to the sounds of loud rock music.


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