Remember "Wake Up Your Cat"? Maybe not, it's been a while. If so, thank you for sticking with Comedy Goldmine! Here's an update for you: The originator of that theme, David Thorpe, remains close with cats. In fact, just this morning I saw him holding a three-legged cat, and in an affectionate way, not a bullying "can't touch the ground, can you, Three Legs?!" way. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the Internet's obsession with cats started with that update. But the SA Forums have been leaning toward dogs lately, so the Goons revived the theme and made it canine-centric!
Iron Clad Lou
Seth Puked On Me
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.