Remember "Wake Up Your Cat"? Maybe not, it's been a while. If so, thank you for sticking with Comedy Goldmine! Here's an update for you: The originator of that theme, David Thorpe, remains close with cats. In fact, just this morning I saw him holding a three-legged cat, and in an affectionate way, not a bullying "can't touch the ground, can you, Three Legs?!" way. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the Internet's obsession with cats started with that update. But the SA Forums have been leaning toward dogs lately, so the Goons revived the theme and made it canine-centric!
Iron Clad Lou
Seth Puked On Me
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.