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Wasn't that fucking creepy? Wow. Now I have to go to bed. I mean, it's like 11:30 PM for me on Monday night. I know you guys are probably ready this tomorrow and all, and you'll have time to think about other things and get this out of your head. But me? I've got this fresh in my mind. Oh, the dreams I'm going to have. Eesh. See you next week I hope.

– Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams

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