Wasn't that fucking creepy? Wow. Now I have to go to bed. I mean, it's like 11:30 PM for me on Monday night. I know you guys are probably ready this tomorrow and all, and you'll have time to think about other things and get this out of your head. But me? I've got this fresh in my mind. Oh, the dreams I'm going to have. Eesh. See you next week I hope.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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