Luther yanks out his pistol and starts unloading on the dead, frozen snake. Mind you, Luther didn't know it was dead! He just started pumping bullets up the staircase. Problem was he completely destroyed Perkin's door!!!
The two keepers start screaming for Luther to stop. He was completely freaked out. They took him into the kitchen and soon everyone still on the Zoo grounds showed up, including Dr.Perkins. They said he literally wept when he saw what had happened to the door.
The two keepers were suspended of course. Luther was never blamed for anything. He had done nothing wrong and worked there for another 2 years or so.
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