I refuse to eat anything unless it's personally been cooked by Rack.





secret dark man was so proud of himself for making this image that he spent the rest of the day chanting his own name over and over.



If you see softbomb wearing anything other than his "I'D RATHER BE LISTENING TO THE RAPPING GRANNY" t-shirt then consider yourself extremely lucky.



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