I refuse to eat anything unless it's personally been cooked by Rack.
secret dark man was so proud of himself for making this image that he spent the rest of the day chanting his own name over and over.
If you see softbomb wearing anything other than his "I'D RATHER BE LISTENING TO THE RAPPING GRANNY" t-shirt then consider yourself extremely lucky.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.