I refuse to eat anything unless it's personally been cooked by Rack.
secret dark man was so proud of himself for making this image that he spent the rest of the day chanting his own name over and over.
If you see softbomb wearing anything other than his "I'D RATHER BE LISTENING TO THE RAPPING GRANNY" t-shirt then consider yourself extremely lucky.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.