The final efforts come from the hands of Zip and I think you'll love them so much that it would break your heart to close your browser window.

That's all of the .gif related madness I can handle! A huge thanks again to all of the animators who put together some really amusing contributions. Personally, I thought the similar Zidane Headbutt article from last summer was one of the best Comedy Goldmine features of all time, and I don't think we're too far away from reaching that level of comedy here.
Next week will see a very special episode of the Comedy Goldmine where Joe's grandma is very sick. Can our plucky hero find the antidote to cure grams before it's too late??

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