Whores of Warcraft, submitted by Orangina. While not much more than a "Coming Soon" video, this site is another indication that humanity is on an irreversible downward trend. As is, we'll be so brain dead that we won't even notice that the earth is a smoldering rock with an inhospitable climate come a decade or two from now. Until then however you can take comfort knowing that naked girls with fake prosthetic ears will soon cast magical growth spells on your groin region while secretly siphoning away your dignity. There's no potion to restore that, my friends.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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