Whores of Warcraft, submitted by Orangina. While not much more than a "Coming Soon" video, this site is another indication that humanity is on an irreversible downward trend. As is, we'll be so brain dead that we won't even notice that the earth is a smoldering rock with an inhospitable climate come a decade or two from now. Until then however you can take comfort knowing that naked girls with fake prosthetic ears will soon cast magical growth spells on your groin region while secretly siphoning away your dignity. There's no potion to restore that, my friends.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.