hair: neatly trimmed, with enough playful messiness to compliment the humour of his act. beard is pretty untidy but i think he's fat enough to get away with that. not a big fan of moustaches that go over lips but to each their own.
CLOTHING: Lots of sort of plaid like, interlinking lines and squares. draws the eye in every direction at once which is good. Same pattern as the bricks behind him. unbuttoned collar betrays an inherent slovenly nature
Body and posture: not sure what he's trying to accomplish with his hand on the mic stand... possible that he's trying to affect a casual lean without any knowledge of why people lean or what being casual looks like. Poor mic technique unless he lowered it so the photo could be taken with his head in frame. His shirt looks really uncomfortable around his right arm.
joke: Text visible enough against the bg. sans-serif was a good choice for typeface. spacing between the lines is sort of non-uniform and weird looking. the anti-aliasing makes it look like it was done in MS Paint. The concept of the joke is fundamentally incorrect - the Hamburgular is still the biggest villain in McDonald's. A better joke might be: The HAmburgular is still the biggest villain in McDonald's after all these years.
twitter link: valid twitter username. attention grabbing without obscuring any of the joke or pic of the comedian. I went to the twitter page and searched in page for "white" and got 9 results. It's deece.
FINAL SCORE: /
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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