Smelly implores you to reconsider your decision this evening.

Smift should not have had that last burrito.

Sub Actuality finds your lack of faith disturbing.

Tekilah just wants to forget.

The Bacon God voted for Brian Moore.

Troublemaker was slipped a little too much Nyquil in his milk.

tsuki would like to tell you about his POGs.

Whimskey is now wondering where it all went wrong.

ukelele bastard will someday regret this Facebook photo.

snucks loved this thread so much he painted it with his awful little cat fingers.

– Chris "Petey" Peterson

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