eighteenspikes is here in death's dream kingdom.
Madness will do anything for love but he won't do that.
Mister Clancy needs Threepio to stop the trash compactor!!!
Moony thanks you for your business with Bank Of America and would like you to complete a brief survey.
Mr Wiggles believes this foreign planet may yet support life.
Part Of Everything every now and then gets a little bit lonely cause you're never coming 'round.
Pipkin is having a crisis of identity.
Quiet Longing is down with hyphy culture.
Ryborg has been drained by all this twittering.
secondyear will rock you like a hurricane.
Shai Hulud would like to friend you on mySpace.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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