eighteenspikes is here in death's dream kingdom.
Madness will do anything for love but he won't do that.
Mister Clancy needs Threepio to stop the trash compactor!!!
Moony thanks you for your business with Bank Of America and would like you to complete a brief survey.
Mr Wiggles believes this foreign planet may yet support life.
Part Of Everything every now and then gets a little bit lonely cause you're never coming 'round.
Pipkin is having a crisis of identity.
Quiet Longing is down with hyphy culture.
Ryborg has been drained by all this twittering.
secondyear will rock you like a hurricane.
Shai Hulud would like to friend you on mySpace.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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