deebo questions your motives in this latest fool's errand.
Fizzlebah has some important information regarding your car insurance.
Fozaldo may actually be several cats - no one is quite sure.
Zorro voted for Roosevelt. Teddy Roosevelt.
Gramps smells like leather and basements.
Horace is that rough beast, its hour come at last, slouching toward Bethlehem to be born.
Irafe is not what I ordered.
Jalertic has seen the best minds of his generation destroyed by catnip.
Javid is incredibly sneaky.
lagomorph knows that impossible is the opposite of possible.
II Crayola II7 needs a better username.
LordBukkake would like to know if he can interest you in some stamps today.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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