Submitted by Dan
Before I saw this video, I was under the assumption that hating on the French was purely a result of blind, stupid, post-9/11 American "patriotism".
Now I know the real reason. Holy shit France, you are the whitest country to ever exist. I'm going to go listen to some Canadian, previously-wackest-MC-in-the-world Snow because even he looks like Suge Knight compared to your MCs. God DAMN.
Edit - It has come to my attention that these jackasses are actually Canadian. Imagine how incredibly surprised I am by this revelation considering Canada's national pastimes are hockey, building igloos and being terrible at hip-hop (and before any of you Canadian readers send me hate mail, I feel I must remind you that you're responsible for Chuggo in addition to these clowns)
"IF YOU REALLY FEELIN THE MOTHAFUCKA"
"omfg wtf is mc jack wearing LOLOL
'put ur motherfuckin fuck' LOL"
"HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHA WHAT A GREAT LINE looooooool"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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