Vogon Poet strives to 1-up just about everybody else.
Agent019 continues the King of Fighters theme.
ExZippo feels the headbutt was a coverup for a much deadlier attack...
...but calandryll proves that Zidane was actually saving Materazzi.
And according to KittenofDoom, they've since made up.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.