Vogon Poet strives to 1-up just about everybody else.
Agent019 continues the King of Fighters theme.
ExZippo feels the headbutt was a coverup for a much deadlier attack...
...but calandryll proves that Zidane was actually saving Materazzi.
And according to KittenofDoom, they've since made up.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.