Wicked Sushi throws the gloves off for this one.
Wiseblood shows me there's evidently something humorous I've missed about Patrick Duffy.
Makes perfect sense to me, Yardsale.
And Zounds doubles our pleasure with this gemini gem.
Much love again to Kleven and everyone at the forums who made this Goldmine so hilarious. For those of you who were a bit miffed at having your hard-work passed around the internet unattributed to you, let this be some solace. And Zidane, if you're somehow linked to this, someday, I hope you can at least muster a chuckle, because, well, just LOOK at yourself, right?
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.