Wicked Sushi throws the gloves off for this one.
Wiseblood shows me there's evidently something humorous I've missed about Patrick Duffy.
Makes perfect sense to me, Yardsale.
And Zounds doubles our pleasure with this gemini gem.
Much love again to Kleven and everyone at the forums who made this Goldmine so hilarious. For those of you who were a bit miffed at having your hard-work passed around the internet unattributed to you, let this be some solace. And Zidane, if you're somehow linked to this, someday, I hope you can at least muster a chuckle, because, well, just LOOK at yourself, right?
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
SUPPRESSIVE DOG is overburdened with body thetans and refuses to cooperate with my attempts to audit him. I have no choice but to disconnect from him and adopt a better dog. 555-1294
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.