Wicked Sushi throws the gloves off for this one.
Wiseblood shows me there's evidently something humorous I've missed about Patrick Duffy.
Makes perfect sense to me, Yardsale.
And Zounds doubles our pleasure with this gemini gem.
Much love again to Kleven and everyone at the forums who made this Goldmine so hilarious. For those of you who were a bit miffed at having your hard-work passed around the internet unattributed to you, let this be some solace. And Zidane, if you're somehow linked to this, someday, I hope you can at least muster a chuckle, because, well, just LOOK at yourself, right?
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.