The Something Awful Forum Goons love their smilies. But why confine that affection for tiny animated emotion-conveyors to the computer screen, when, with a little ingenuity, artistic ability, and a few found objects, it could manifest itself in real-world representations? Now, if a Y2K-like technological disaster strikes, these crafty sorts can express their feelings in their accustomed fashion, instead of scribbling smiley-faces on paper like savages.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.