The Something Awful Forum Goons love their smilies. But why confine that affection for tiny animated emotion-conveyors to the computer screen, when, with a little ingenuity, artistic ability, and a few found objects, it could manifest itself in real-world representations? Now, if a Y2K-like technological disaster strikes, these crafty sorts can express their feelings in their accustomed fashion, instead of scribbling smiley-faces on paper like savages.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.