Scotsman appeals to real soccer fans who are familiar with Ronaldo's notoriety.
Setzer Gabbiani creates the long-awaited link between soccer and anime!
Stefu took out his frustration with this one.
Sylink handles incessant taunting with a swift Alpha Counter.
Vogon Poet realizes that Chuck Norris may finally have met his match!
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Minor Inaccuracies in the Animated Historical Segments of Cosmos
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Experience the Internet of 2014
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Cyborg Cop
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The Lost Goon! (Part 2 of 2)
The images/GIFs in this series are funny even if you don't know/care who this guy is! Hell, I don't.
Address to the Supreme Council of the Illuminati Concerning Youtube User HolkHogan420
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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