Forums poster StealthArcher titled his thread "Religious Games that you'd actually want to play," suggesting that most religious games aren't worth playing. Which, you have classics such as "Spiritual Warfare," "Noah's Ark" and "Bible Buffet" to consider, plus the ever-appealing "Zoo Race," and then there's "Zao Race," which is pretty much Zoo Race with a rad metalcore soundtrack. But it's been a while since any of those cool things came out, so it was time for the Something Awful Goons to restock the "media" section at the local faith-based bookstore!
Quantum of Phallus
Action Yak Police
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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