- highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)
- fattest in the world
- most likely to cheat
- highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)
- largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)
- most likely to nag constantly
Today's ALOD is a scientific, unbiased look at the traditional, male-female relationship dynamic in America. The author of the site remains objective while explaining that an American Wife will steal everything in your wallet, drown the children in a bucket of transmission fluid, sleep with the FBI Most Wanted list, and then do you the disservice of divorcing you. For all the valid, impartial evidence & 3rd party testimonials , some dumb feminist radicals might portray him as a dumb sexist idiot who fell in love with the wrong kind of girl, and has been selling t-shirts on Cafepress about how butt hurt he is ever since. To those naysayers: how can you argue with evidence:
Now Mail Order Brides, those are OK and sane. Just as long as they aren't Made in America. He sells three different books about it.