The Pitbull Armory isn't your average Ye Olde Blacksmith over the internet. This website may not qualify as an "awful link", but I figured since I gave Kitty Wigs the award, I need to showcase why dogs are infinitely better than cats.
I can make you a set of steel dog armor like this for 500$
That's right - some dude with a fucking ANVIL and HAMMER went ahead and made a set of plate mail for his goddamn pitbull, and is willing to do the same for your dog. Why on earth would you put armor on a dog? Upon a pitbull, an animal that nature granted such tenacity and resilience that it is a natural predator to anything that smells delicious?
The Pitbull Armory will also make armor for you, your barbarian wife, or your dead squirrel.
GERBIL ARMOR COMING SOON
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