The Pitbull Armory isn't your average Ye Olde Blacksmith over the internet. This website may not qualify as an "awful link", but I figured since I gave Kitty Wigs the award, I need to showcase why dogs are infinitely better than cats.

I can make you a set of steel dog armor like this for 500$

   That's right - some dude with a fucking ANVIL and HAMMER went ahead and made a set of plate mail for his goddamn pitbull, and is willing to do the same for your dog. Why on earth would you put armor on a dog? Upon a pitbull, an animal that nature granted such tenacity and resilience that it is a natural predator to anything that smells delicious?

I enjoy what I do and it shows in my work.

   The Pitbull Armory will also make armor for you, your barbarian wife, or your dead squirrel.

GERBIL ARMOR COMING SOON
   
   I'm not joking around when I say that I want to be this guy, especially when it comes time for High School Reunions.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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