Carlos Mencia, submitted by me. Hey cool, you landed your own show on Comedy Central despite the fact that you stole Lewis Black's delivery and your schtick is nothing but a series of racial slurs with no actual jokes to back them up, followed by "Oops, was that controversial? I don't care! I'll say anything!" or a variation thereof. If you're still on the air in six months and Stella is gone, I swear I will personally not be surprised or do anything at all.

- Corin Tucker's Stalker