Clan Spider Monkeys
Clan Spider Monkeys, submitted by Jon. I can't quite figure out how the hell these guys can win a single clan match after having a webpage like this. I would imagine not a single member of their clan can effectively discern colors, much less determine which player is on the enemy team. Be sure to check out their lovely poem entitled "Stick", which, in addition to being one of the only working links on their page, is potentially the most embarrassingly awful assembly of words to ever congregate on a single webpage.
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