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Semi Automatic Turban

Tuesday, November 7, 2000 Update by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

Semi Automatic Turban, submitted by . Folks, I don't often say this, but Semi Automatic Turban is simply the best band ever. EVER. This is the greatest collection of music to ever grace mankind. If you do not download every single track by this aspiring World / Fusion band, you are doing yourself a great disservice. This is the stuff dreams are made of.

Welcome to our Internet home worry traveler! Please do enjoy the music we have maked. As you can see our first I-Net Album is here! This is starting of INTERnational big!

The first track of compact album is SIMPLE but it is because album grow more complex in time like life itself. Old Schoola High-Jink!

A true display of our skill talent features a dance floor type place for you to get down in any matter you wish. Great cooperation on display in multiple levels!

Looks like an infection has caused you to succumb! But to some death is the beginning, but to us you are dead and rotting upon. Enjoy a nap of dirt you maggoty corpse. But enjoy the funeral pile.

Every generation must learn from the past, so pay heed! Here Grandfather gives a stern talking to that we will all remember. I am sure this will sound like familar family to our homeland listeners and bring a grin to the ears.

Construction makes morning commune difficult. A two ribbons should speed the matter up a notch, agreed? In fact the opposite is the fact and the pace is only slower! At least there is a fun hand clap for you to slap the knees about eh?

This one dedicated to the smartest feller we know, the keencool Levi Genius. Plus, a special cameo bustout from someone who is very famous in the North America (hint! MOVIE STAR!).

- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka