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The Outback

Sunday, July 8, 2001 Update by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

The Outback, submitted by Joel. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. That doesn't help me think fondly of "The Outback", a site that blatantly rips off Jeff K. and Cliff Yablonski, combines them, and in the process saps out all of the humor. The Outback incorporates such cutting-edge design techniques as "failure to use line breaks", "full paragraph text centering", and the ever popular "animated GIF of a bag with 'HAs' emerging from it". It goes without saying that this site has an embedded MIDI file.

I have not ben abel to update the paje much lately as I was sick and barfed all oer my keyboard. That fucking mook who normally fixes my stuff sayds he didant have anymore cuz I had either barfed or brokin all the onez he gaves me.So I had to wait for my SSI check to come so I could buy a new keybored. But do NOt feer! The King of the OUTBACK is back!

So basically it's like Cliff Yablonski had a kid with Jeff K. and then their kid got run over by the fucking "Stupid Truck". I'm not sure how that would work because I'm pretty sure Jeff K. is a guy and Cliff Yablonski would catch on fire if he did anything gay, but if they could have a baby, I'm sure the monster responsible for this site would be able to come up with a "Stupid Truck". There are several sections other than the Jeff K. Yablonski type rants on the front page, including a horrible (but thankfully brief) advice column called Ask Jezzee!. Like everything else on this site, I would advise you to stay well away from it.

- Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons