HYBRID ANIMAL HUMAN PAGE, submitted by Bruce. I'll admit that I like animals. I also like humans. However, I do not like it when Peter Witteveen uses his native Netherlandian skills to combine animals with humans and create what I can only describe as "something that isn't very good in any sense of the word, and could probably be labeled as something very highly non-good." When he's not pasting female heads on horses, Peter Witteveen works in a warehouse and searches for love on Russian and Fillipina dating sites, although he suggests that he might very well "stay bachelor." Do you want to know why? Here's why:
It would be strange to eat her wouldn't it?
She enjoys being the star on the cattleshow.
Petition to destroy the Netherlands: APPROVED.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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