Crowolf Designs
Crowolf Designs (thanks Reene) - Crowolf makes money by creating portraits for rpg players' characters. What's his secret to making memorable art? Finding photos of random people (mostly pornstars), adding ye olde clothing to them, throwing a unicorn or a dragon or rainbow in the background, and cranking the Photoshop filter "Unnecessary" to its highest setting.

Wait a second, that guy looks familiar. Is that....?

Nahhh. Can't be.
- Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
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