From Germany, fabled land of whimsy, comes Free-Smiley-Faces.de! This generous site includes "puking smileys," "war smileys," and several other animated nightmare orbs, none of which conveys any recognizable human emotion.

F-S-F.de doesn't have many categories, but it does offer a variety of color schemes. like with these fussball smileys:

If you send the love of your life any of these smileys, you're pretty much guaranteed a night of efficient German sex:

Okay, these next few are basically general-interest smileys that you could use for any occasion:

i hope you've had a good time Laughing On Line at these Free Smileys for mobile phones and MSN Messenger!

- Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller (@DarbageGay)