Kitty Wigs (Thanks, Christmas Future!)
Not content with Photoshop-manipulating her own pet into wearing human hairdos, Julie Jackson created Kitty Wigs, a line of flashy headpieces that will have annoyed felines sharpening their claws in readiness for revenge. The site's FAQ section contains the kind of bluntly honest queries ("Is this for real?", "Isn't this cruelty to animals?") that might make anyone other than a crazy cat lady reconsider her ridiculous concept. Kitty Wigs claims the Silver Fox model "makes your kitty feel sexy and smart, like a cougar on the prowl," which is partly true, in that it probably does unleash the animal's jungle-cat bloodlust. With even the creepy Stuff On My Cat crowd content to use readily available household items, these $50 wigs might have trouble reaching anyone but the most extreme anthropomorphists, such as elderly women who believe their pets are people, and anime weirdos who think their cats are envoys from mystical feline kingdoms. At least Julie Jackson and friends can have fun frolicking with the unsold inventory!
This Week on Something Awful...
-
The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.
-
Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
-
LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
-
Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.
Something Awful has been mocking itself and the internet since 1999, bringing you reviews of the worst movies, video games, and websites to ever exist. If it's something and it's awful, it's probably on Something Awful, where the internet makes you stupid.
