Conventional wisdom holds that attractive females could easily coax sexual favors from any available man, and many unavailable men as well. George "Vampire Lord" Kistner III isn't so optimistic about their prospects. His Web site suggests good-looking women are so desperate for cunnilingus that they'll gratefully photo-audition for the chance to be pleasured by a scrawny goth felon. "We can consider my admiring your naked body to be my payment for services rendered if you feel uncomfortable about getting something for nothing," George generously offers on his "Terms and Regulations" page. It's unclear if anyone has accepted his proposal -- his guestbook signees use dubious names like "Ashley Olson" and link to nonexistent MySpace pages -- but if it works, expect a flood of disciples following in his ladykilling footsteps, not only by launching GIF-packed sites, but also by committing armed robbery, becoming Wiccan Priests, collecting Transformers and getting sweet "Burning Sigil of Baphomet" tattoos.
We were able to recently sit down and interview the men's rights icon, Jordan Peterson, in this exclusive interview.
The social justice mob has once again turned into the Nazis to silence bigotry. When will they learn???
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.