Quicksand Visuals
Quicksand Visuals (thanks Earwicker) - Man do I like videos of hot babes. Especially when they're sinking into quicksand!

Thanks for visiting. This site is dedicated to the art and drama of quicksand, as interpreted and supported by talented and dedicated individuals.
Enjoy!
Dave Lodoski
Dave has assembled a crack team of skanks to sink into quicksand on video. Some of them sink into it naked, some of them desperately shuck off their ho-casing when they start sinking, but most just flounce around in dumpy clothes as they disappear into a mud puddle.
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