A Slime approaches!
Please enjoy this gripping tale of heroism and strategy, and thanks to Goon Microwave for this weeks Goldmine!
Hey guys. Right now AS I AM TYPING THIS there is a blue slime behind my monitor! I don't know what to do! I'm worried that if I strike it with my dragon sword the splash damage will destroy my computer too. Even if I use Accuracy Strike there's a 50% chance I will mess up because I'm not very good at it yet! Please help!
Here's a picture of my monitor, you can kind of see the slime behind it. I didn't want to get too close because the flash might enrage it.
Just for reference, here I am (I took this last week). I'm a level 4 balanced hero.
Please help! I will post pictures of the results if you guys can help me out! Thanks!
Here's a better picture.
Thanks a lot, asshole. Now it's just angry and all covered in salt. I backed up again because I think it is going to start a battle soon.trogdorx posted:
What are its weaknesses?
-5 against Salt, throw some salt at it, see what happens!
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