Glitches in the Matrix

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

• [Galaxy Trucker] You Have Died of Space-Dysentery
• Weeping Seals, Whining Gears, Whimpering Owner. I bought an old Land Rover.
• Kim Schmitz: I invented two-factor authentification (and I got a patent to prove it)
• Free Two Day Shipping with Amazon Prime!
• If Spout.ly was real?
• Cat scratch puncture wound - anything to worry about?
• My restraining order against my ex is being appealed and I'm terrified.
• Wet laptop